The Girls all Jacked out..or Sally & Scary Teddy

Our pumpkins are carved(:

A cute Fairy Tale

Hope you laugh and have a good day(:








Subject: Fairy Tale-Cute






Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together.
Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the
world, but how can I be sure?'

Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but
sometimes I wonder.'

Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've
never had it confirmed.'

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were
true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to
confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the
most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest. They agreed to meet again
The next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, true. The
mirror told
me that I am the strongest man in the world.'

Brad Pitt perked up and said: 'And I know for sure that I'm the sexiest
man alive.'

But Angelina Jolie lifted her sad, gorgeous face and
said...



















Who the hell is Sandi Jessee ?????? ha ha ha




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Mooning

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:

:) means a smile and :( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-)

:-(

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:


(_!_) a regular ass


(__!__) a fat ass


(!) a tight ass


(_*_) a sore ass


{_!_} a swishy ass


(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass


(_X_) leave my ass alone


(_zzz_) a tired ass


(_E=mc2_) a smart ass


(_$_) Money coming out of his ass


(_?_) Dumb Ass

You have just been e-mooned! Copy this and email it

to 5 people within the next hour and you will be blessed with people laughing at your e-mail.

This is NOT a chain letter, so if you don't mail it out, you won't have bad luck.
(But who wouldn't want to e-Moon a friend?)

Happy Halloween

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What can you do with your broken down Microwave?

This is an actual picture my mom took today while doing her paper route today. Too funny! She put the paper in the microwave because there wasn't a real maibox! LOL!