Friday, July 31, 2009

Getting to Know You

I was tagged by my friend Melissa,
So here's what I came up with:
1. What time did you get up this morning? 6:30 am, to hot to sleep in

2. How do you like your steak? BBQ'ed med-rare
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Transformers 2

4. What is your favorite TV show? Smallville
5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? Maybe Vancouver Island?

6. What did you have for breakfast? coffee & a bagel

7. What is your favorite cuisine? Anything Greek

8. What foods do you dislike? Liver and Tongue,,,what kind of parents make their kids eat that?

9. Favorite Place to Eat?BBQ on the deck

10. Favorite dressing?Greek with fetta

11.What kind of vehicle do you drive? WV Golf Convertible, Dodge Durango.

12. What are your favorite clothes? tanks and capris

13. Where would you visit if you had the chance? Any place tropical.

14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full? 1/2 full!

15. Where would you want to retire? On The Island
16. Favorite time of day? Quitting time at work

17. Where were you born? Willy's Puddle

18. What is your favorite sport to watch? baseball

19. Who do you think will not tag you back? not sure
20. Person you expect to tag you back first? Not sure!

21. Who are you most curious about their responses to this? everyone!

22. Bird watcher? No, but if i see them in my yard, I like watching them

23. Are you a morning person or a night person? Morning.
24. Do you have any pets? None

25. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share? WE JUST BOUGHT A HOUSE IN TOWN.
26. What did you want to be when you were little? a reporter for the Daily Planet, then a bit older I wanted to be a Shrink.

27. What is your best childhood memory? Going to my grandma's
28. Are you a cat or dog person? Neither

29. Are you married? Yes, very happily!

30. Always wear your seat belt? Always!

31. Been in a car accident? Yes

32. Any pet peeves? cashiers that don't count back the change and just hand it to you with the coins on top of the bills and when the coins fall to the ground.
33. Favorite Pizza Toppings? olives, ham. fetta, red onions, peppers
34. Favorite Flower? Rose

35. Favorite ice cream? Triple Tornado

36. Favorite fast food restaurant? Wendys. We don't have one so that's probably why I enjoy going there once in a while.

37. How many times did you fail your driver's test? none

38. From whom did you get your last email? Kels

39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? I wouldn't. I don't use my credit card unless I can pay it off. I hate paying interest.

40. Do anything spontaneous lately? Nah...
41. Like your job? If i didn't have to do 2 f/t jobs in only 40 hrs, I'd probably like it more. It's OK.

42. Broccoli? yup, but prefer it raw dipped in ranch dressing

43. What was your favorite vacation? Disneyland

44. Last person you went out to dinner with? My husband and 2 kids

45. What are you listening to right now? Hubby complain about how he can't sleep in this heat.

46. What is your favorite color? Purple

47. How many tattoos do you have? None!

48. How many are you tagging for this quiz? dunno

49. What time did you finish this quiz? 7:28 am

50. Coffee Drinker? For sure!

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Some puns to enjoy(:

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

7. "Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"Well, It's Not Unusual."

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," says Dolly.
"It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident.
He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know, I amputated your arms!"

13. I went to a seafood disco last week... And pulled a mussel.

14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"

16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Not surprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse.
"But why," they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said. "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

18. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt , and is named 'Ahmal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him 'Juan.' Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him...... A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

20. A dwarf, who was a mystic, escaped from jail. The call went out that there was a small medium at large.

21. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to her friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

At some point I've become just like my father...it's a good thing(:

I woke up this morning and it was like any other Saturday morning. I made my coffee, had a bowl of cereal. Sean is watching the fishing shows until he heads off to work. I think to myself...I've got so much to do today. Laundry, cleaning, weeding the gardens- this list goes on. Then I think to myself, I wonder what is on TV. I turn it on and the weather network comes up. Then I decide that I want to watch the news. Me?? Watching the news??? On a Saturday morning??? Yes, I watched the news until 10am. I found it interesting. How weird is that? I think I am becoming just like my father. Already I grocery shop like him. If I buy beer, I pick his brand because it tastes good and is less expensive than the other kinds of beer. My dad has taught me well. I learned how to budget from him and how to save money. So being like my dad is a good thing. Plus now that he is older and retired, he isn't so grumpy as I remember him when I was growing up. Hopefully my kids don't think I'm grumpy.
Have a great weekend everyone!