Sunday, April 27, 2008
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
How to help out men
Nine words women use...
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
"you're welcome."
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying, " You jerk!" oooor 'Whatever!'
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3. Then you RUN!
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
"you're welcome."
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying, " You jerk!" oooor 'Whatever!'
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3. Then you RUN!
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
God spoke to me via my alarm clock
Over the past few months, my ankle has been hurting at night and I keep waking up. The other night I woke up several time as per usual. The only thing that was different was at 3:16am when I woke up, I looked at my alarm clock and saw the time. What is unusual is I wake up so often during the night that I don't bother looking at the alarm clock to see what time it is. Right away when I saw 3:16, I just felt better in my spirit. I was going through a rough time and God was talking to me. I feel so much better even though I am having health issues. For those of you that don't know the verse that came to my mind that night, here it is.
John 3:16
John 3:16 - King James Version
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
John 3:16 - New International Version
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
John 3:16 - New American Standard Bible
For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish, but have eternal life.
John 3:16 - French
Car Dieu a tant aimé le monde qu'il a donné son Fils unique, afin que quiconque croit en lui ne périsse point, mais qu'il ait la vie éternelle.
John 3:16 - Spanish
Porque tanto amó Dios al mundo, que dio a su Hijo unigénito, para que todo el que cree en él no se pierda, sino que tenga vida eterna.
John 3:16 - Latin
Sic enim dilexit Deus mundum ut Filium suum unigenitum daret ut omnis qui credit in eum non pereat sed habeat vitam aeternam.
John 3:16 - German
Denn so hat Gott die Welt geliebt, daß er seinen eingeborenen Sohn gab, damit jeder, der an ihn glaubt, nicht verloren gehe, sondern ewiges Leben habe.
John 3:16 - New Living Translation
For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son, so that everyone who believes in him will not perish but have eternal life.
John 3:16 - New King James Version
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.
John 3:16 - Revised Standard Version
For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life.
John 3:16: A Simple Message for All of Us
In any translation or any language, the message from God is simple and clear. May you discover God's boundless love for your life today!
John 3:16
John 3:16 - King James Version
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
John 3:16 - New International Version
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
John 3:16 - New American Standard Bible
For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish, but have eternal life.
John 3:16 - French
Car Dieu a tant aimé le monde qu'il a donné son Fils unique, afin que quiconque croit en lui ne périsse point, mais qu'il ait la vie éternelle.
John 3:16 - Spanish
Porque tanto amó Dios al mundo, que dio a su Hijo unigénito, para que todo el que cree en él no se pierda, sino que tenga vida eterna.
John 3:16 - Latin
Sic enim dilexit Deus mundum ut Filium suum unigenitum daret ut omnis qui credit in eum non pereat sed habeat vitam aeternam.
John 3:16 - German
Denn so hat Gott die Welt geliebt, daß er seinen eingeborenen Sohn gab, damit jeder, der an ihn glaubt, nicht verloren gehe, sondern ewiges Leben habe.
John 3:16 - New Living Translation
For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son, so that everyone who believes in him will not perish but have eternal life.
John 3:16 - New King James Version
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.
John 3:16 - Revised Standard Version
For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life.
John 3:16: A Simple Message for All of Us
In any translation or any language, the message from God is simple and clear. May you discover God's boundless love for your life today!
Sunday, April 13, 2008
A Gift Just Because
Sean was given this from his boss as a gift for being a good worker. So, as you can see people do get thanked for their hard work, or at least at Sean's work they do. He's pretty happy with this drill set because it's so way better than the one he has.
I included a picture of this queen size BYO bed that I purchased this weekend. It will come in handy in May when we are on holidays. I was 40% off, so I just had to get it!
I included a picture of this queen size BYO bed that I purchased this weekend. It will come in handy in May when we are on holidays. I was 40% off, so I just had to get it!
Finally some sunshine for Zippy
All though the sunshine didn't last long today, we took out the Golf for a spin with the top down. Sean wants to pimp out my convertible. We started by getting a new steering wheel. Unfortunately, the install kit is on order and won't be here for 2 weeks. We were having a problem with the horn on the car, so that was the main decision to buy a new steering wheel. Next he is planning on working on the side strips because a portion of the molding is missing at the front of the car. I've decided to name the car Zippy because it's so small that you can zip around easily in it.
Saturday, April 12, 2008
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